1,000 flushes
Just like pissing outside.

Fat Smitty’s Burger, Discovery Bay, Washington.

Just like pissing outside.

Fat Smitty’s Burger, Discovery Bay, Washington.

Scary shitter.

Scary shitter.

Like being in an inside outhouse.

McDonalds, Belfair, Washington.

Like being in an inside outhouse.

McDonalds, Belfair, Washington.

1970’s futuristic urinal.

Washington State Ferry, Seattle/Bremerton route.

1970’s futuristic urinal.

Washington State Ferry, Seattle/Bremerton route.

Alone in the C-link.

Century Link Field, Seattle.

Alone in the C-link.

Century Link Field, Seattle.

I love using these urinals. Makes me feel like I’m pissing in a sink.

Pazzo’s, Eastlake, Seattle.

I love using these urinals. Makes me feel like I’m pissing in a sink.

Pazzo’s, Eastlake, Seattle.

Space age urinal in a random park in Boise.

Space age urinal in a random park in Boise.

This is what has become of the legendary Turf. Aside from the name, not much has changed. On the plus side, only one dude was puking at his table. Couldn’t quite wrap my brain around the guy in the wheelchair out front whipping himself in the head with a seat belt buckle. Repeatedly. There is always something shady going on in here, but it’s one of the happiest gang of degenerates you’ve ever been slightly afraid of.

Ludi’s, Downtown, Seattle.

I really wanted to try and pee into that bucket. I just pissed on the floor instead.
Pub at Piper’s Creek, Seattle.

I really wanted to try and pee into that bucket. I just pissed on the floor instead.

Pub at Piper’s Creek, Seattle.

I can’t be the only one who had the urge to throw 13 coins into the urinals, can I?
13 Coins, Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington.

I can’t be the only one who had the urge to throw 13 coins into the urinals, can I?

13 Coins, Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington.