1,000 flushes

Just like pissing outside. Fat Smitty’s Burger, Discovery...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 03:37:45 -0500

Just like pissing outside.

Fat Smitty’s Burger, Discovery Bay, Washington.

Scary shitter.

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 02:59:45 -0400

Scary shitter.

Like being in an inside outhouse. McDonalds, Belfair,...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 15:11:15 -0400

Like being in an inside outhouse.

McDonalds, Belfair, Washington.

1970’s futuristic urinal. Washington State Ferry,...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:45:53 -0400

1970’s futuristic urinal.

Washington State Ferry, Seattle/Bremerton route.

Alone in the C-link. Century Link Field, Seattle.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:09:57 -0400

Alone in the C-link.

Century Link Field, Seattle.

I love using these urinals. Makes me feel like I’m pissing in a...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:08:16 -0400

I love using these urinals. Makes me feel like I’m pissing in a sink.

Pazzo’s, Eastlake, Seattle.

Space age urinal in a random park in Boise.

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:00:21 -0400

Space age urinal in a random park in Boise.

This is what has become of the legendary Turf. Aside from the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:58:00 -0400

This is what has become of the legendary Turf. Aside from the name, not much has changed. On the plus side, only one dude was puking at his table. Couldn’t quite wrap my brain around the guy in the wheelchair out front whipping himself in the head with a seat belt buckle. Repeatedly. There is always something shady going on in here, but it’s one of the happiest gang of degenerates you’ve ever been slightly afraid of.

Ludi’s, Downtown, Seattle.

I really wanted to try and pee into that bucket. I just pissed...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 14:37:48 -0400

I really wanted to try and pee into that bucket. I just pissed on the floor instead.

Pub at Piper’s Creek, Seattle.

I can’t be the only one who had the urge to throw 13 coins...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:51:31 -0400

I can’t be the only one who had the urge to throw 13 coins into the urinals, can I?

13 Coins, Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington.

Johnny’s Dock, Tacoma, Washington.

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:48:31 -0400

Johnny’s Dock, Tacoma, Washington.

This place may be a shit hole, but it can’t be all...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:44:40 -0400

This place may be a shit hole, but it can’t be all bad— I watched the Mariner’s throw a no-hitter here.

Pexo’s Sport’s Bar and Grill, Lake City, Seattle.

San Dune Pub, Manzanita, Oregon.

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 15:11:15 -0400

San Dune Pub, Manzanita, Oregon.

Overheard conversation: “You know why God isn’t a...

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 15:06:25 -0400

Overheard conversation: “You know why God isn’t a woman? Because if God was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.”

Bridge Tender, Seaside, Oregon.

Thought I saw Steven Perry here, but it was just an old biker...

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:37:01 -0400

Thought I saw Steven Perry here, but it was just an old biker bitch.

Nisqually Bar and Grill, Olympia, Washington.

The ferry’s may run on time, but time has forgotten all...

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:21:38 -0400

The ferry’s may run on time, but time has forgotten all about this bathroom.

Washington State Ferry Kaleetan.

The food may be authentic, but the flowers are not. 2...

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:10:50 -0400

The food may be authentic, but the flowers are not.

2 Margaritas, Union, Washington.

This toilet has some curious wear patterns. El Puerto de Angeles...

Mon, 07 May 2012 03:00:22 -0400

This toilet has some curious wear patterns.

El Puerto de Angeles 4, Hoodsport, Washington.

Great new brewery in Ballard. Their graphic design is sexy as...

Fri, 04 May 2012 23:07:00 -0400

Great new brewery in Ballard. Their graphic design is sexy as hell.

Hilliard’s Brewery, Ballard, Seattle.

One of the best punk rock bars left in the city. Half an inch of...

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:39:13 -0400

One of the best punk rock bars left in the city. Half an inch of standing piss in the bathroom, half pipe in front of the stage, and big ass pours of whiskey.

2 Bit Saloon, Ballard, Seattle.